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We specialize in keeping your children safe from radioactive sewer people

Here's an example of radiactive sewer people:

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Here's a list of things to do to keep your children safe:

• First thing, lock them in the basement
• Second thing, take awaytheir food privilages
• Third thing, go get some milk

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